May 22nd, 2013 at 6:16AM

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population. 

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:16AM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:15AM

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:14AM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:14AM

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:14AM
earmuffsforyou: this is still the best thing on the internet

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

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May 22nd, 2013 at 6:13AM
picturesque-scene: they saw the chance they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:43PM

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:43PM

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:43PM

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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